A Letter to the Editor
Dear Editor,
I find it deeply offensive that Creationism is not being taught in our schools. Of course the Creationism of which I speak is not the Christian Creationism, it is the Zachooly Creationism passed down to all Zachoolyists in the sacred scrolls of our religion. As is taught in our most enlightened faith, the earth was created by the wise Mistress Zachooly on the third evening of the second day of her journey through the magic forest of Zaab. All of this is well documented in the holy writings. Christian Creationism and the Creationist truths of all religions should be offered in our public schools, along with the true Creation teachings of the Mistress God Zachooly and her group of elfin warriors. Science, on the other hand, may well be an entirely different kettle of fish. Enjoy the upcoming lengthening of the day.
PJB
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