BROOKS BROTHERS T-SHIRT SPECIAL EVENT
Every thirteen years Brooks Brothers conducts a very special T-shirt event for our most favored clients. These high thread count wonders are woven from the begrimed souls of corporate CEOs, and other club members, who have gone on to the ultimate tax haven during the intervening years. The Brothers Brooks, serving their clientele from cradle to grave and possibly beyond, long ago purchased options on these doomed spirits during various business school mixers early on in these globe striding business tycoons’ careers.
Luxurious to the touch yet wonderfully dependable in their strength and endurance, these solidly superior garments are the soul threads of corporate America. Woven with fibers softened by the tears and sorrows of billions of victims, these textile testaments to our globalized economy amass a residual strength through the echoes of market famines, oil wars, for-profit health care death machines, privatized torture, and the ever useful fear of homelessness.
Wrap yourself in the empty dreams of dead bottom line types, those who knew the market would correct for everything. Become enshrouded in the despair of new cadavers whose favorite line remains “the money is all green” even as they discover just how many rings of hell there actually are.
Brooks Brothers is proud to present these ultimate in prestige T-shirts for a limited time only.
Luxurious to the touch yet wonderfully dependable in their strength and endurance, these solidly superior garments are the soul threads of corporate America. Woven with fibers softened by the tears and sorrows of billions of victims, these textile testaments to our globalized economy amass a residual strength through the echoes of market famines, oil wars, for-profit health care death machines, privatized torture, and the ever useful fear of homelessness.
Wrap yourself in the empty dreams of dead bottom line types, those who knew the market would correct for everything. Become enshrouded in the despair of new cadavers whose favorite line remains “the money is all green” even as they discover just how many rings of hell there actually are.
Brooks Brothers is proud to present these ultimate in prestige T-shirts for a limited time only.
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